A woman sitting meditating in lotus pose in a house in front of a window with her eyes closed. Generated with Stable Diffusion XL

I asked Facebook's AI the secret of eternal life; What it revealed shocked me to my core...

"As a large language model, I don't have access to any secret or formula that can grant eternal life."

There should be more handcrafted artisan wastes of time—some honest reflection of the current moment embedded in a desperate attempt to grift or exploit. There is something straightforwards about that sort of thing.